The Zoyx Relationship Adviser shot me with a paper clip, to get me to look at this page full of dating tips. The welt on my neck is temporary. The wealth of knowledge from this article will last a lifetime.
The Hoff is alive and kicking. He still exudes confidence. It takes a man who is comfortable with himself to hump a pepsi bottle.
The picture included with this post will be my new look. The hairy coos oozes metrosexual. I am in love with the highlights.