|Below are the latest days “tweets” as of 3 AM Central Time.
06:07 Pulled over on the way to work. Cop wanted me to be a drunk going home. Nope, just a half asleep weatherman.
13:46 Retro game is on… mondaynightgeek.com/?p=69
13:52 Oops … www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=17438
14:29 Upgraded to larger garbage bin. Mainly for throwing away old carpeting.
14:35 Just purchased new 72 pin connector for my classic Nintendo system.
18:58 They did it, they are testing the sirens while storms are moving through. Brilliant!
19:30 Next light fixture swap. This one is tricky, 12 feet up. Fear not, dear reader, for I have great guile. This fixture stands no chance.
19:32 Listening to audio book, Stephen Colbert’s, "I am America, and so can you". Always good to reaffirm one’s patriotism.
19:56 Office light fixture – WITHDRAWN! (hint to young twitterers, a thesaurus can make you look smartly)
20:24 New fixture – WIRED!
20:30 Mitt Romney was once pro-choice, for libertarian, and separation of church and state reasons. Then…
21:07 Remember that tweet where I said the new fixture was wired… I have since rewired 3 times. Fuck-up after fuck-up after…
21:12 Go child free… there is no shame in being a genetic dead end.
21:43 Installation of office light fixture – COMPLETE! …’bout fucking time, too.
21:50 I made a mistake yesterday. THIS is the best LARP-ing music video… tinyurl.com/394q8z
22:00 @THErealDVORAK What is this google, thay you speak?
23:32 Finished Colbert audio book. Colbert is right, books are bad for you.
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