|Below are the latest days “tweets” as of Midnight Central Time.
04:24 Another 1.45 inches of rain last night.
11:27 Stop this abomination!! is.gd/20q1
14:24 Following @JohnCleese. Sure hope he follows me back so he can enjoy my witty penis jokes!
20:24 Fast 2 mile run – connect.garmin.com/activity/673455 . 7:40 per mile pace. Probably the fastest 2 mile run in 5 years.
23:57 Fun video… the super slo-mo at the very end is the coolest part. is.gd/21CP