07:29 @ijustine Born left-handed, but since the electro-shock treatments, right-handed. I have seen the light…being left-handed is wrong.
08:14 When will it be sociably acceptable for a heterosexual male to wear cut-off jean shorts (daisy dukes). I miss’em.
16:16 New running track record – 30 laps in 19:45 – a 7:15 pace. Real world pace would be closer to 7:45.
20:18 What happened to Youtube’s upload progress bar? I miss it so…
22:16 For you budding journalists, always a good follow-up question – “Are you fucking shitting me?”