Daily Tweet Dump

13:42 These carbon-based women are hard to swoon. Should switch to cardboard-based.

13:49 @commandertim Is it black with tinted windows? Upload pictures before they wipe your memory.

19:27 @commandertim These contests you are entering scare me. They won’t kill be in my sleep, will they?

19:34 My “broken pants” tweet chased away 3 business related twitter followers last night. I need more magical tweets like that.

22:55 @kingofthejews Do really get the chicks being the messiah and all.

23:01 @tikijohnny If that doesn’t set up a good cliffhanger, I don’t know what does.

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