ALERT: Daily Twitter Posts

Below are the latest days “tweets” as of 3 AM Central Time.

09:45 I must invent a toaster that imprints the weather forecast on the bread. This is my destiny.

10:50 Where the heck do I dump off my carpet? The shakopee dump thing is for recycling only.

11:26 Yep, the fine folks at Twitter screwed things up. tinyurl.com/3mvbef

11:39 I am paralyzed by all the work I need to do. I think I’ll go for a jog.

12:19 I have a fairly large bruise on my thigh. No clue where it came from.

14:05 4 mile run. 75 and sunny… too hot. Would of been able to do 5 or 6 miles if I had waited for dusk.

14:06 My meathooks were lost in and auger accident many years ago. Thanks for reviving that painful memory.

14:15 I did those 4 miles of running on my knees. Now are you impressed!

14:16 Random! It’s the new funny!

15:23 This shall be the next rick-roll: tinyurl.com/4bxglc

22:19 Went to D&B in Maple Grove tonight with the Monday Night Geeks. Played video games in attempt to recapture my youth. Success to an extent.

22:22 These are the people I hang out with… mondaynightgeek.com/

22:29 It would appear Twitter is beginning to function again, although old posts are coming back out of order.

22:34 The plan is to have a retro video game night in 3 or so weekends from now. The rule is no game made after 1988. Details to follow.

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ALERT: Daily Twitter Posts

Below are the latest days “tweets” as of 3 AM Central Time.

09:37 Duck and drake walking toward my house. I think they were looking for a nesting spot. I chased them away.

16:08 Edward Lorenz, father of chaos theory, dies at 90. tinyurl.com/63llxd

21:14 Hooray, engine light came on during the drive home from work. Probably a sensor.

21:47 All right, who broke twitter. I am only getting updates from one of the people I am following.

22:44 Listening to This Week in Law podcast. Do I really need to buy blogger insurance?

00:10 Listening to "No Agenda" podcast with Dvorak and Curry. The Adam Curry from the old MTV days. Yah know, the era when they played videos.

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Bjorklund Picture

Found a picture of me from the half-marathon I ran. That would be the Gary Bjorklund Half Marathon held on June 20, 2003 in Duluth, MN. The results:

NO FN AGE SEX DIVISIONZip CodeCITY STATE OVERALL DIVPL SEXPL TIME PACE LAST 10KCHIP_TIME
664 Kurt 38 M M3539 55802 Duluth MN 2044 195/300 1242/2022 2:03:20 9:25 1:00:11 2:02:00

ALERT: Daily Twitter Posts

Below are the latest days “tweets” as of 3 AM Central Time.

15:07 I’ve gained 3 pounds since the first of the year. 10 since the back problems in October.

20:12 Pure. Genius. Comment on an article about the housing bust. Go to comment entitled "reckless speculation". tinyurl.com/5czh84

21:32 Can’t twitter now, lawn gnomes are launching another attack on the house. Now where did I put the bacon bits?

22:23 July 1990 calender for the Uptown Bar. Bands I recognize, Hole, King Missile, and Dumpster Juice.

22:24 I wonder what Courtney Love is doing… Right Now!

22:34 Fun address, 1382 Highland Village Dr., 16, Duluth, MN. I lived there for 4 weeks. Didn’t sign a lease, so I just left when I bought th …

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ALERT: Daily Twitter Posts

Below are the latest days “tweets” as of 3 AM Central Time.

09:15 I suck, only scored 63%. Average is 66%. www.americancivicliteracy.org/resources/quiz.aspx

10:51 Another place for me to dump off shit… tinyurl.com/575eyw

12:33 @wilw Imeem.com is another alternative. Actually prefer it over last.fm.

15:28 "I find your ideas intriguing and wish to subscribe to your newsletter."

15:51 Apparently wikipedia had an entry that the St. Louis arch collapsed from the earthquake. Yep, Hoax. Deleted.

16:52 Hooray! I know my pupillary distance! Now I can buy glasses online! Okay, not that exciting, sorry.

17:08 I just purchased $23 glasses on the online. 60s retro glasses. With a buzz-cut and these glasses, my angry white male look will be complete!

17:23 So much for that $12k payment toward my mortgage. And here I thought I caught a break.

17:47 ¡uʍop-ǝpısdn ǝdʎʇ uɐɔ ı ¡ɐɯ ʞooן

17:55 Let us revisit, the dysfunctional family circus… dfc.furr.org/

17:56 ˙ǝןdoǝd ʎouuɐ oʇ ʇsnɾ ˙˙˙ʎɐʍ sıɥʇ sʇsod ɹǝʇʇıʍʇ ʎɯ ɟo ןןɐ op pןnoɥs ʎןןɐǝɹ ı

18:13 Alex Albrecht joined twitter two days ago. Already 2250 followers. Ahh, to be an internet celebrity. @alexalbrecht

18:42 I’ve just given my self permission not to run today. Raining and temp in the 40s. I’ve also just called myself a pussy.

19:42 @macswim81 And? Mark me unimpressed. Every night is lesbian porn night at the Zoyx Compound.

20:48 Found a receipt from Midas Muffler, dated 06/02/87, for my ’84 Dodge Omni. My first car! . pics.livejournal.com/zoyx/pic/000fba4e

21:20 Oh goodie, user fart survey is following me. I knew that fart comment a few days back would come back to haunt me.

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Republican Buttons

My dad was Republican. Holy cow, was he a Republican. I inherited his political button collection. I have no attachment to them, partly because my politics are left of Paul Wellstone. That is a bit of an exaggeration. To prove that, I am going to sell them, instead of placing them in recycling. So click on the picture over there and see the collection and tell me how much it might be worth, on the ebay. Yes, you do see buttons for Theodore Roosevelt and Howard Taft.

Peanuts and B.C.

I am about to throw out my Peanuts and B.C. books. Well, actually they are going to the goodwill. An entire box full of them. Anyone want ’em? You must pay shipping. Thank you.

ALERT: Daily Twitter Posts

Below are the latest days “tweets” as of 3 AM Central Time.

08:38 Winds have calmed, humidity has risen. Perhaps it is time to burn.

08:48 Found the receipt for the desk I just sold for $50. I paid $500 for it Aug/1997.

09:49 Bon-fire Deuce is underway. This one includes by Geology college notes.

12:19 @hotdogsladies Always wondered, what does the H stand for?

13:03 New exercise trend, "SNARE!". The "You Look Nice Today" podcast has full details. tinyurl.com/6y2qfe

13:15 Yoga is a myth, much like the clitoris.

15:15 @jakemarsh UrineBrau!

15:41 So when is Google going to buy out Twitter, so we can get those AJAX driven auto-updates.

18:18 I bought new unda-pants. I should model them for you. Hmmmm… on second thought…

18:35 Twitterholic has stopped updating my stats. I guess I am not a mover and/or shaker. twitterholic.com/twitter/zoyx/

19:12 Well, it would appear that I have fallen woefully behind on my tiki-bar viewing. I must catch-up. Today! www.tikibartv.com

19:22 @macswim81 Mmmmm, I’m more into Powerpoint. Spreadsheets, not so much.

19:54 2 mile run in 18:58. Booooo!

20:41 Trackmania Nations Forever, a racing game, free on Steam. I wonder if it is any good. Downloading now.

22:11 Sorting thru old bill statements. Playing grown-up is fun!

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ALERT: Daily Twitter Posts

Below are the latest days “tweets” as of 3 AM Central Time.

09:42 My Tweet Cloud… tinyurl.com/6hlu5h

09:43 Dream last night. Nancy was in it playing tennis. Also helped me put the grate over the 10’x10′ hole. Hi Nancy!

09:57 Today is clean out the garage day. I guess about 4-8 hours of work there. Hard part will be disposing of the vats of chicken blood.

12:29 I think of this list as more of a to-do list. Being a lesbian may be tough for me, however. tinyurl.com/5plua5

12:53 Ice melt cam is up… zoyx.livejournal.com/297507.html

13:39 The moving boxes are up in the garage rafters. I now have full access to the gun rack. No room for my nuke launcher, unfortunately.

14:55 Shakopee will have a garbage day two weekends from now. $25 per car load (no semis, sorry). I shall be taking advantage of this event.

15:03 Twitter as a potential marketing tool. Good or Bad? You decide. www.bebizzy.com/blog/?p=132

15:05 Jason Calacanis (#3 most popular twitterer) started following me this morning. I wonder what sniffer tool he used to find me?

15:40 Getting exciting! Within an hour or two of the last bit of ice melting from my pond. I am certainly on the edge of my seat.

15:54 Just cleaned my kitchen. That wasn’t ear wax build-up, you actually heard me say my kitchen was clean.

16:48 Garage is clean…enough. My motto, anything worth doing, is worth doing half-assed.

17:30 Al Gore updated his slide-show! Changing the world with powerpoint. tinyurl.com/6mf64b

17:59 A good talk by Al, recommended. Half hour long… the link again… tinyurl.com/6mf64b

18:03 Enough of the ice is out so I can put the dock in. Watch me fall in the pond on the web cam… zoyx.livejournal.com/297507.html

18:50 The dock is in the pond. Only minor injuries, a quick stop to urgent care is all I need. I hope you enjoyed the show!

20:16 2.5 mile run. Much stronger pace. Yesterday: 10:03/mile. Today: 8:57/mile. Had a refreshing electrolyte drink on the dock, after.

21:01 I shall sing you the last stanza of Cracklin’ Rosie by Mr. Daimond. Bah-bop-bop-bah-bah-bop-bah. Bah-bop-bop-bah-bah-bop. Bah-bop-bah.

21:02 The feel good song of the evening… tinyurl.com/6gmm6o

22:49 I farted – Snurf!

23:30 Drinking Chai, while listening to the musings of Lodar the Crow. "We are all sheep, heading for the slaughter". So deep.

00:00 Throwing away shit is fun. Setting it on fire, even grander!

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