11:20 @aplusk You are not very entertaining on Twitter. Most celebrities aren’t.
12:28 I need this. A squeegee for the back! is.gd/inIL
07:55 Geek Night ff.im/SC7U
14:15 Home from work. What have I learned so far today? Celebreties suck at Twitter.
17:36 Learned: Step 1) Admit you have a problem. Step 2) Deny you have the problem. Step 3) Bargaining.
07:43 RT myself – tinyurl.com/bj3rsc
14:51 @sarahlane I had the same thought when I named my first kid Meatball. Hasn’t worked out as I expected.
14:57 GO BIG RED TEAM WITH THE PRETTY BIRD ON THE HATS AND THE EXCEPTIONALLY LARGE COD PIECES.
20:31 Madden: “Penetration”… DRINK!
20:57 @LeoLaporte but… but… Boobs!
21:12 I confess, I watched the end of the game. Glad I did. Some good drama.
11:44 @CaliLewis Simple solution… eliminate all humans.
12:00 Getting over 40 today. If there wasn’t so much ice on the roads near my place, I would be doing an outdoor jog.
12:02 is high on life… or they just injected something into the venting system here.
12:10 Overheard: “I like chocolate.” So profound.
18:01 It would appear the comittee is considering trails for our fine township – ltptos.spaces.live.com/
22:11 Back from the Roller Derby. Yes, there were some women there that could beat the shit out of me.
22:36 Hi Jan ff.im/QvKJ
22:47 Song of the moment – is.gd/hXZX
23:26 Listening to School Of Seven Bells. I like! Oh look, they will be at the entry within a couple weeks. Calendar is marked.