It’s official, my drinking days are over. The beer in my fridge is 5 months old.

There is a cricket in my garage. Been there for a few weeks. May be time to bring out the napalm.

Daily Tweet Dump

06:57 @patricknorton Beagles? Warm from oven? What?! Ooohh… bagels.

14:56 My finger hurts. Discuss…

19:55 @commandertim gets a couple quotes in on this strib article – www.startribune.com/lifestyle/55470337.html – nifty.

21:19 There is a cricket in my garage. Been there for a few weeks. May be time to bring out the napalm.

22:08 Trying the official Nullsoft Twitter plugin for Winamp- @Zoyxtunes. The stream of folks using the plugin – bit.ly/eWD6T

22:25 I owned this cart – bit.ly/3F5Lj – I wonder what happened to it. I envision it being set on fire in some sort of ritual.

22:55 I miss simulated wood grain…