Avery Edison’s Internet Diary: So you’re marrying a Xorblaxian – an FAQ.
Congratulations on your upcoming inter-species nuptials. I’m sure you’re over-joyed, and yet also terrified that the Xorblaxian mate that has been assigned to you may soon to inseminate you and fill your thorax with a thousand gleaming hivelings that will burst forth and devour our “wretched…
GIRLS ARE PRETTY: Water Your Downstairs Neighbor’s Plants Day!
While watering your downstairs neighbor’s plants you’ll find a photograph on one of his shelves of your downstairs neighbor with his arms around your shoulders. The memories will come flooding back. Your downstairs neighbor will come out of the closet where he was hiding.
“I thought you were on…
Sorry. Snarked too quick. I’m in a grouchy mood, which makes me take things too seriously.