Birthdays have turned into a giant socially awkward cluster fuck for me.
The moon laughs at us. Like two dock posts, trying to support a late night talk show host. ha. ha. ha.
There are 50 million bacteria per drop of child juice. You really don’t want those things around you.
On a positive note, VW TDI cars are going to be cheaper.
From this day forward, the microwave oven shall now be called, the “Hotifier”.
The time of year where we celebrate leaves dying.